Friday, 29 March 2019

How to Organise a Piss Up in a Brewery

First decide what a Brewery is
Make a note of any complications likely to be encountered 
When in or out of the Brewery
If there is more than one route don't take the wrong one and go down a dead end
Remember you have to take people with you
Ask them what sort of brewing product they want
On one small island they make a very dark and bitter brew
It is not to everyone's taste
Don't make the mistake of thinking your brew will please everyone
A micro brewery is  specialist  but won't fit everyone 
Try to appeal to the whole community not just the angry mob who shout the loudest
Many people want to  remain in a Brewery even when the angry ones don't
Long before you plan the visit, get a road map, look for the hazards that lie in your path
Make sure you have costed the plan accurately, for example 
Don't advertise on a bus that £350,000 will be accrued when the
Pissup will actually cost £36 billion - I think that is very unwise
It now seems to be a much more complex thing when you lay it all out doesn't it
Perhaps that is why the government and MPs couldn't do it?

© Lesley Webb
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Lesley Webb

Lesley is a member of the Gillingham (Dorset) Writing Group, she writes poetry and fiction
and has had a Pocket Novel and a short story published recently.