Wednesday, 9 January 2019


The girls have been told,
be brave and be bold,
its really not very scary.

Be not afraid,
put down that twin blade -
this month is called January.

Exile epilation,
vive le vegetation,
embrace your legs and your pits.

Lets all raise millions -
banish brazilians,
and let nature reclaim all your bits!

© Andrew Goodison

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Andrew Goodison is a single parent of 2 boys, originally from England, now living in Ireland. A full time parent and carer, he is also a full time poet.