Pyongyang Pampering Regime Makeover Bid
(instigated by Ri Sol-ju and Kim Yo-jong)
Kim Jong Un must have fun
it's beauty regime time
an eyebrow trim a dermal skim
Dear Leader's in his prime.
Creams and soap help him cope
we'll work upon his weight -
a new hairstyle, the current's vile
and mocked by heads of state.
Kim's lost shine, it is a sign,
DPRK needs frills -
some blame Trump, the stupid lump,
the cause of Kim Jong's ills.
Dearest Un the day is come
for pampering after tea
it's eyemasks on binoculars gone
a break from DMZ.
© S.O. Fasrus
From missiles to moisturiser: Kim Jong-un visits North Korean cosmetics factory
S.O. Fasrus: Social Justice Campaigner & Social Research
Interviewer. Her verse and poems; some comic; satirical; and serious;
can be found online. Recent poems are in New Verse News, Culture Matters, and Poems for Grenfell Tower.
no other way
I will stay back
a day later
we will decide
let him know no hurry from our side
let's be clever
I'd never want
forever to lose
this golden chance
we must uphold our emboldened stance
to our dismay
plan goes haywire
our wayward faith
betrays and yet
we are supposed to play life's roulette
© SK Iyer
Trump cancels US-North Korea summit with Kim Jong-un
SK Iyer is a commerce graduate, leading a retired but busy life in Pune, India. His poems have been published. He is a member of PK Poetry List, UK.