PLEASE NOTE: Poetry24 will be taking a Spring break 13th - 20th April. Keep the poems coming, though. Publication will continue from April 21st. Send your poems to

Friday, 24 August 2018

Men of England Take Stand

Men of England Take Stand

Man of England lend a hand
Now's the time to take a stand.
Don't give in to Brexit defeat,
Be like Nelson and the fleet.
Unfurl the flag, rig the mast,
Do the motions quick and fast.
Remember Churchill's big cigar
Make a contribution a bit bizarre.
They did it, King Alfred and Robin Hood
But you can do it for the nation's good.

And every drop of milk of man
Will be frozen in a special can.
So don't waste that national seed
Go to the sperm bank at top speed
And your favourite form of behaviour
Will be your nation's future saviour.

© Phil Knight

Government raises fears about shortage of donated SPERM if there is no Brexit deal because we import so much from Denmark

No comments:

Post a Comment