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Tuesday, 7 August 2018

Dirk from the Galapagos






Dirk from the Galapagos

(70 yr old big guy seeks a big built female to bring him out of his shell)

Lifestyle: 
An early riser and a keen forager
naps a lot, semi-submerged in mud or water
Sexually forceful (rough love - guaranteed to lift partner off her feet)
but very experienced after practising on a boulder for 40 years
non-possessive. - leaves after sex

some travelling in the early hours.
usually asleep before sunset but known to wander off to watering holes in the middle of the night.
Looking to breed? Big Dirk from the Galapagos is waiting.

© S. O. Fasrus

Giant male Galapagos tortoise looking for love

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