Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Unnatural Acts

Now, girls and boys, remember when you play
At public sector scroungers and physicians,
Be ever mindful what the Scriptures say
And only use the Lord's approved positions.

Yet take care and do not discriminate
Or bully or be nasty to the gays:
Until we bring back Section 28
We all must tolerate their sinful ways.

Are you confused? Can you not understand
These great and British rights you all have got?
You all are equal, save for pansies; and
The gays are equal save when they are not.

© Philip Challinor

'Anti-gay' book puts Gove at centre of faith school teaching row
Philip blogs at 'The Curmudgeon' - He insists, "You'll come for the curses. You'll stay for the mudgeonry." Philip is the author of a number of books.