Friday, 1 April 2011

How would you like your arts cut sir?

A bit off the top?

Snip, snip, snip.

More off the side?

Cut, cut, cut.

The back's a bit raggy.

Chop, chop, chop.

Your head's a bit flabby

Hack, hack, hack.

Now... anything for the weekend?

Bill Dawson

Where the cuts will hit the arts